all things mau

I woke up this morning before noon, and was out the door before Alison. It was then that I knew there was something fishy going on today. The LA skyline was leaning toward a red tint as I drove to Ming’s “Hard Copy” film shoot in Noho. I checked in with the blogoria and found that there is a worldwide zombie breakout of sorts. It’s difficult not to differentiate a Zombie breakout with the red smog and living dead like struts of LA suburbanites. Once on set, I walked to the corner market for a breakfast of Diet Coke and Ice Cream, much like this:

Meanwhile, I feel relatively safe here in North Hollywood. Zombies wouldn’t set foot here, for fear of having their already soul-less bodies, sucked of any spark of life. The heat in itself may make nuclear fallout feel like a snow day.

Anywho, I think I may have found the birth pods of many of these zombies, If you find any of the hives pictured below, please do not remove their coffee. It only makes them angry.