Question: Bad boys. Bad boys. What… you gonna do? I mean… really, what you gonna do, when they come for you?
Answer:
“Well I’ll start by going down the Dogtown Hill at 60 miles an hour and attempt to make a 90 degree turn in a Jetta, with the fuzz on my tail. I’ll then proceed to run into a telephone pole, deploying my airbag whilst taking out a recycling can. Then, as I rebound off the pole that totally PWNED me, i’ll get REPWNED from the rear as the popo decide to play bumper car. 4 other piggy’s arrive cuz they wanna play too.
Then to make things interesting, I’ll jump out of my compacted compact car and run down a dark alley, cuz i’ve always wanted to see a few five-o’s run out of there vehicle with their hands on their air guns. Those are pellet guns right? That’s what I’m gonna do. Yep. That’s about it.”
It was an eerie scene. All cars were empty during the foot pursuit. The Jetta had Power 106, our local Hip Hop radio station blasting cheesy gangster rap, while the patrol cars squawked official sounding radio transmissions as if each telling a still life story with sound.
I went back to bed last night with so many unanswered questions. Did they catch the culprit? Was anybody hurt? Where were the “Cops” camera crew? Who installed the gonads of steal on the cops that chased this dude down a dark alley? Why does my own adrenaline make me feel like I was punched in the gut? I wonder what kinda donut the guy stole from the SMPD? I bet it was Jelly. Man i love jelly donuts. I could eat one now. I should go to the fridge… and check…. to…. ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.
This Morning I received an explanation via IM from my neighbor who spoke to a cop:
Apparently, there were two gay guys and one was black … ? and they’re not sure if there are two, but they got one maybe..
I heard this from a cop that looked and acted like a cross between Marty Mcfly and Igor.
Isn’t that just the cherry on top of an already sweet evening?
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