all things mau

How Much is that Sneak in the Window

“Shoes are the new Geri curl, dude” – Ben Boy is my boy Ben right.  I’ve become a poser sneakerhead this year.  I’m not really sure how it happened.  I was about as interested in shoes as a 4th grader is in girls.  I must have hit my metaphorical Jr. High phase in shoe life. [...]

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The Smiley Math Equation

I’m sure I’m not the first math geek who’s done this. Oh lord, please let me not be the first to ever come up with functions to create a smiley. The function: The Graph:

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Architects DO have a sense of humor

The Setup The Punchline

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A Math Haiku

Cubed root of x squared, You don’t exist naturally. why must you vex me.

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The Calculus Rig

The Calculus Rig Originally uploaded by maubrowncow. aka alternative methods of procrastination through photography I need to get some more light in my workstation, now that I look at this setup from the eyes of a novice photographer.

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1am Wake up Call: High Speed Pursuit Crash

Question:  Bad boys.  Bad boys.  What… you gonna do?  I mean… really, what you gonna do, when they come for you? Answer: “Well I’ll start by going down the Dogtown Hill at 60 miles an hour and attempt to make a 90 degree turn in a Jetta, with the fuzz on my tail.  I’ll then [...]

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The Real Value of your Culture

Saturday nights in Downtown LA nowadays, tends to resonate “early adopter hipster”, with it’s clean dive bars and cramped $900,000 lofts sprouting like weeds amongst… well.. weeds.  We Angelinos are trying desperately to attach meaning and culture to the forgotten island surrounded by the oceans of the 10, 110, 101, and 5 freeways. I walked [...]

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Do bad, get Rewarded

Spiderman 3 is being released in China before it lands in American theaters… in order to combat piracy. “It will be almost a day-and-date release because of the time difference, but China will see ‘Spider-Man’ first,” Yuan said. Increasingly, Hollywood studios choose to release big films in China on or near their worldwide premiere dates [...]

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An Easter Visual Pun

My friends have a twisted sense of humor. Congrats on your baby A.

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The Most Awesomest Story, like, EVER

Androcles Ranger Bob and the Lion Hippo by Joseph Jacob by Maubrowncow It happened in the old days weekend at Rome the LA zoo that a slave city zookeeper slave named Androcles Ranger Bob escaped from his master swing shift and fled into the forest his golf cart, and he wandered there for a long [...]

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