all things mau

How To Make A Back-Flipping Origami Frog

9 hours ago on twitter: Anna must learn how to make little origami frog…. I’m here for you buddy. I learned how to make these little guys in 5th grade. I feel like Edward James Olmos in Blade Runner, every time I make one of these guys and leave them in Random places. Like in [...]

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How Not to Leave a Note on My Windshield.

I’m Sorry. Not because you think I suck at Parking. My parking skills are up to par thank you. You know that space in front of my house meant for two cars? When I got to my car in the morning, mine was one of two cars parked quite comfortably, thank you. Do you Drive [...]

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The Real Value of your Snack

“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.” - Mitch Hedberg During the evenings on the SMC campus, vending machines are like a mechanical oasis in the dark corridors. They [...]

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Mapping My Online Identity

My adventure all started with friendster in 1999. I briefly joined the social network until hearing that myspace was “much better”. I had heard foolish rumors that friendster was an east coast “thing” while myspace was a west coast “thang”. imagine that, a web coast rivalry, that’s just silly…. … but i had to go [...]

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While I Was Away

To sum things up: I drove to Vegas, Partied with the kids Did some Hotel Bed Jumping to finally join the Flickr group Dined with the MGM lions, Had a Guitar Hero tourny with long lost friends, Entered the world of Open Source Political computing and installed the Ubuntu operating system, Made copies of some [...]

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China Hates Mau

Yes indeed.  First I go and anger the Nintendo nation, then I anger the great state of Anna.  But what, pray tell, have I done to anger all of China?  The great firewall of China has blocked all things mau.  Is it something I said? Kim Jong-il… is this your art?  I’m sorry.  I didn’t [...]

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