How To Be Sick

15th January
2007
written by mau

1. Become needy and melodramatic.

2. Post dramatic and edited photos on your blog that reflect the inner state of your soul (refer to step 1).

3. Men: Watch all of “Entourage: Seasons 1 and 2″ and “Afro Samurai“. Woman: Watch all of “Sex in the City: Seasons 1 - 42″ and “Oprah”

4. Listen to that one CD (remember CDs?) that you haven’t played since your freshman year in college, while on nyquil for a new perspective on life (Do so while referring to step one). Post music on blog.

 
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