1. Become needy and melodramatic.
2. Post dramatic and edited photos on your blog that reflect the inner state of your soul (refer to step 1).
3. Men: Watch all of “Entourage: Seasons 1 and 2″ and “Afro Samurai“. Woman: Watch all of “Sex in the City: Seasons 1 – 42″ and “Oprah”
4. Listen to that one CD (remember CDs?) that you haven’t played since your freshman year in college, while on nyquil for a new perspective on life (Do so while referring to step one). Post music on blog.
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