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Howard Dean to Motivate Canadian Liberal Party

Written by mau

Topics: rants

Former U.S. presidential contender Howard Dean will be a keynote speaker at the Liberal party convention next month in Montreal, the Liberals announced Friday.

Sort of a motivational speaker of sorts, giving our neighborly fellow left wingers some tips based on how Democrats took over the houses this year. Hmmmmmmm.

Step 1. Watch in a stupor as your rival chops themselves down with scandal after scandal.

Step 2. Watch in a stupor as voters turn out to vote for the only other alternative.

Step 3. Take full credit for the “strategic” win as soon as you wipe the drool off your chin post stupor.

Oh well, but I imagine Dean’s Speech next month will sound something like:

“Not only are we going to Alberta, we’re going to British Columbia and Manitoba and Quebec and New Brunswick and Saskatchewan, and we’re going to Newfoundland and Labrador and Nunavut … And we’re going to Yukon Territory and Northwest Territories and PEI. And then we’re going to Ottawa., to take back Parlement du Canada! Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!”